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I write verbose posts about polyamory, love, lust, and self-discovery on my other blog Victoria's Imaginarium.

Friday, March 17, 2017

Quip toothbrush + charcoal toothpaste

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New oral hygiene routine ✨ 

I used to hate brushing teeth so much and thought of it as such a nuisance 🙊 I grew up only brushing my teeth once a day 😬 but I'd brush my teeth for 10 minutes each time 😨 Sometimes I'd brush my teeth after an acidic meal or if I ate food that easily got stuck, but I never had the habit of brushing my teeth before sleeping until WSK and I moved in together... He forced me to but soon he gave up enforcing it. Because I'd either fake it by wetting my toothbrush or go ballistic if he tried to get me to brush my teeth after I'd already tucked in trying to sleep 😆 

I got my first professional dental cleaning in my life at age 21. Miraculously I haven't lost any tooth to cavity nor suffer from any gum disease. The only filling I had to get was because when I got my wisdom teeth removed in Malaysia, the dentist fucked up and knocked off part of my adjacent good tooth 😠 I was in excruciating pain on the flight back I thought it was a fast progressing cavity 😵 only found out what was going on when I went for check-up prior to that first dental cleaning. 

I'm also sensitive to a lot of toothpastes, especially those with whitening formulas- the inside of my mouth will shed skin as an allergic reaction. It's freaking annoying to have bits of my skin coming off in my mouth, especially when I was in public, like was I supposed to skillfully secretly tug them off with my tongue and swallow? If no one was watching I would pull out those pieces of skin and rub them into tiny balls of DNA 😶 

Anyway this combination of Quip electric toothbrush and charcoal toothpaste changed my oral hygiene routine! My teeth and gum never felt so fresh. I now look forward to brushing my teeth 😁


Monday, March 13, 2017

Knock knock, anybody still here?

The recent posts were all "reblogged" from my Instagram cuz I was thinking, the captions are so long I might as well put them up here, as a lazy way to ease into the revival of this blog... although I don't really have much photo-heavy content to put here. Except the whole wedding thing... which is like, 10 videos and 700+ photos... Oh and the 9 tattoos I haven't blogged about. Maybe some very backlogged photos from trips to Chicago and the trip to NYC last year August. So yes I'm rather committed to reviving this blog. Although other than those I just mentioned, it's mostly going to be Instagram posts with long captions.

As mentioned on this blog very long time ago, I've moved to another URL to write verbose entries with erotic/scandalous content not suited for the general public. If you're interested in reading those but are too prideful to directly ask me for the URL and lack stalker's skills to find out on your own, keep an eye out on my upcoming IG stories... I will put up the link in near future.


Sunday, March 12, 2017

New toy: Fidget Cube

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After months of waiting, my Fidget Cube is finally here!!! It was almost 1 year ago when I backed this project on Kickstarter... Was expecting to receive them before I went home in December and thought I could pass my brother the one I got for him. But delivery was delayed because they noticed some technical defects and make a new batch.

Worth the wait though, I love it so much! Couldn't stop playing with it since I unboxed hours ago 😍 Would've gotten a few more in different colors for myself if they're cheaper... I guess I just have to take super good care of this one and try not to lose it then 🙊 

Btw, my French nails are press-on... I'm just too anal about getting the perfect smile line and it's too much work to hand-paint and maintain. I don't know why I never resorted to press-on nails until now! They're perfect! Application is super easy, no need to wait for nail polish to dry, no need to bother with base coat top coat, will never lose pieces of color or chip, surface smooth like baby's backside. If I catch them when they come off I just reapply glue and stick back on, otherwise when I notice one has gone missing I just glue on a new one. I don't think I'll ever hand-paint nail polish onto my nails ever again 💅


Saturday, March 11, 2017

Sparkly 6.7" tall stilettos

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You probably won't believe me but these are the most comfortable pair of stilettos I've tried on... Sadly they are one of those 失心瘋 purchases that I'm going to return 😕

My rationale for buying them was that... I wanted a pair of sky-high, sparkly, super sexy stilettos for occasions where I didn't have to walk around much, just stand there and pose for photos 👠 Like... weddings. Or formal dinners. But was told that they look trashy for those occasions 😶 I wanted to justify keeping them by ditching popular opinions but even so those mentioned occasions are merely imaginary 😅

If I ever attempt pole-dancing or become a stripper in the future I will buy them again, but bye for now 😢


Friday, March 10, 2017

Gluteal muscles

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Result from weight training 💪 and healthy diet 🍳

The next four photos/videos are basically all focusing on my butt hahahaha have to highlight the biggest improvement compared to my pre-exercise days. The videos are evidence that I didn't edit my photos, my butt shape is real 🍑 

Okay fine technically I did edit the first photo because this stupid multi-photo/video thing won't allow me to post rectangle photo. What I meant was I didn't use the liquify tool (slimming/enlarging) to make my body shape appear more ideal than IRL. If I do though I would want to shrink my quad... Then again if my thighs remain skinny while my butt grows it's probably going to look disproportionate so I'm not really complaining 🙊 so maybe if I were to edit I think I want to make my torso:leg ratio 3:7 

eh I think Pitu app can do that let me go try bye

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Aetrex Erica ballet flats in Bright Rose

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Oh my oh my, did I splurge on $175 ballet flats by Tieks in cardinal red???
Nay! 🙅These are Aetrex Erica ballet flats in Bright Rose 😍
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Backstory: I first heard about Tieks when Tze Min got hers in burgundy about one year ago. Did some quick searches to know why they are so expensive yet so popular. Since then, I'd been haunted by their ads on FB and IG non-stop 👻 I even knew that they came out with limited edition ~champagne~ for Black Friday. 

But I resisted as I don't really wear flats much due to my flat feet so I couldn't justify making the purchase. Until lately. Right after I got my tax return wtf. I knew that I wouldn't get peace of mind until I actually tried them on and judge for myself whether it's worth the hype. 

So I ordered a pair and... nope. Didn't work out. Serious lack of cushion and arch support, hated the toe cleavage, and hated how thin the leather was the shape of my toes were so visible. Disappointed, but relieved cuz they cost so much. 

Tze Min said she got them because it's hard to find premium quality flats in her small size. But my size is quite average so I know that cheaper, better options should come in plenty. Because even my old $30 flats with so much scuff marks still felt better than $175 Tieks. 

So I returned the Tieks and started looking for flats with good arch support. Took me quite a while to finally found a pair in red... I was so damn happy when I found out Amazon is carrying the line! Last pair in red size 7 😱 I didn't really know if fhey'd fit cuz my shoe size ranges from 6.5 to 8.0 depending on the brands 😅 but since it's the last pair I ordered them anyway. 

They came in today, and they fit *squeak* and the cushion + arch support was amazing I felt like I stepped into a pair of clouds ☁ 

Mad happy!!! $100 cheaper than Tieks some more!!! Brb crying 

And yes I've aged I now only buy premium quality staple pieces that can go with everything and comfort is a must. Basic is classic. #defensive


Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Ann Taylor Pink Coat (altered)

So last year I bought this double-breasted coat from H&M store in Chicago. The pink they had in store was a rather bright bubblegum pink which I hate so I chose the caramel (they call it beige). Then!!! Last month I went to H&M store in Madison and they have the coat in dusty light pink!!! But I couldn't justify owning two coats of the same design so I didn't get it.

Instead I went home and started looking for the perfect pink coat online. Winter is coming to an end so many winter outerwears are on clearance, but sadly most in my size were already out of stock. Came across this Ann Taylor in XS on ThredUp so I quickly grabbed it.

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Friday, March 3, 2017

Pitu app + LimeCrime transfer-proof lip liquid (Wicked)

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Can't believe I didn't bother to download any face-editing app on my phone until I got blown away by this Pitu virtual make-up app featured in Xiaxue's latest video. Decided to install and try out with old photos I took when I was trying out this vampy lip color with no eye makeup and brows so shitty 😱 how the fuck did I live with myself I don't even know 😂

The verdict: omg this Pitu app is da 💣 
Swipe to compare before/after and see for yourself!
Super easy to use too, just a few clicks and 
Brows - fixed ✔ 
Face - slimmed and contoured ✔ 
Foundation - applied ✔ 
Eyelashes - added ✔ 

Second photo not as dramatic because that angle is already very flattering lol