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I write verbose posts about polyamory, love, lust, and self-discovery on my other blog Victoria's Imaginarium.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Holloween T_T












Never mind I can party with myself in the room too! Let me put on some scary make-up!




Haiz even the make-up is faked by photoshop... can't even afford this mess. Costs too much time.



Just gonna stay home and be a


Thursday, October 27, 2011

Turn over a new leaf

Enough of giving less than 50% of my full force in studies. Hate being eaten up by regret after every quiz/test/exam.

And enough of settling for 'slight above average' too. Hate the feeling that I'm putting my potential to waste.

When was the last time I gave 101% effort? 3 years ago? Where has the spirit gone?

I have enough of all these. Enough of being the second (or even third, forth, fifth) best of myself.

This moment is the new beginning of my academic life.

I was born to succeed. Sit back and watch.


xoxo
Crazenne



ps: A new leaf is green too. My blog posts are so coherent right?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Today my poop is green

Since Disgusting Me and Molting Toes failed to gross my readers out (yes you), I have decided to take it to another level.

I just pooped green feces.

Exam terror? Overload of delusional philosophy texts? Blame Epictetus and Descrates!!! Epictetus is still okay, super okay actually, although not coherent with my life philosophy, at least what he says is comprehensible. Descrates can go die (well he is already dead anyway), what the fuck is that language in Meditation on First Philosophy?!! @#$%

And my mid-term tomorrow is about these two books fml.

The previous take-home exam, I couldn't even figure out what the fuck the questions were about without asking someone with good English. Scored 87 and it's a fucking B. Screw you curved grading!!!!! And why my angmoh classmates so genius?! How much did they score actually to make my 87 a Beeeee?! @#$%

Never mind, tomorrow I'll write a fantastic paper, so fantastic that Descartes will climb out of his coffin to thank me for pointing out the flaws in his work and I will invite him to host a Halloween party at my house.



Back to the topic.

Actually the title itself has said it all, but it's still better to warn you once again before you look at my awesomely disgusting pictures:




Warning!

DO NOT scroll down if you are
-going to eat/drink soon
-eating/drinking
-suffering from a weak stomach which initiates cramp when you see awful scenes
-suffering from phobia to disgusting things
-gifted with strong memory, esp on pictures
-an admirer of mine, or my blog
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ANY harm caused is not my responsible because I have warned you.
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Please do not judge me by my poops.
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I hope you're eating/about to eat and get mindfucked.
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See? I have warned you! The picture quality damn good right? :D


To compensate your loss of appetite, here is the scientific explanation:
The liver constantly secretes a bright green fluid called bile into the small intestine or it is stored in the gallbladder.

Bile is needed to absorb fats and fat soluble vitamins. It also helps to soften stools and is responsible for giving stools their characteristic brown color.

As bile makes its way through the intestines, it progressively changes color from green to yellow to brown, due to the action of bacteria in the large intestine on the bile salts.

Green stool often indicates that food has passed through the intestines faster than normal (called decreased bowel transit time), before it could be changed from green to brown.

Diarrhea decreases bowel transit time, so any condition that causes diarrhea can result in green stool.

Source: Yahoo answer


But I was not having diarrhea, you can see that the poop was very solid and soft. Nice texture.

So who is the culprit?


The flesh was actually pretty, not rotten at all. It's just that I ate too many in 1 day so......

But I like it!!! :D Usually poops are brown or black, so boring okay?! Show me some other colors please!

Can I have glittery pink next time? :D

Bye bye, I have to bond with Descartes now. Wish me luck.




Saturday, October 22, 2011

Kuala Lumpur Road Trip

I'm kinda sick of this and i want to get rid of this last post about trip in Malaysia ASAP because it has been bugging my mind for a very long time since I kept procrastinating so I'm not gonna narrate much.

Just pictures and captions.


I could only recognize Tun Mahathir, any idea who the 2 people beside him were?


Tongue twister, beginner level: A seahorse in human form wearing a T-shirt with 2 seahorses on top standing beside a seahorse board.


KTM station



Hindu temple with detailed sculpture


colors of the capital



hawker stalls


Petaling Street (Chee Cheong Kai, 茨厂街). Flooded with Malaysians and angmoh foreigners. Along the street were stalls selling wallets, batik, shoes, watches, luggage bags, handbags, caps, key chains, magnets, T-shirts and nothing else.


The best graffiti I have ever seen in Malaysia!


everywhere is a mixture of antiquity and modernization


we went to eat Taiwanese snowflake


This thing vibrates and lights up when your order is ready.





yammy (lame pun)


客家咸茶 Direct translation: Hakka Salty Tea. It's a set of dishes actually, all these were to be mixed with rice and eaten, then you drink the "salty tea", a bowl of yuckish concentrated green soup--salty, minty, bitter, dunno-how-to-describe taste. Basically it's very rare for non-Hakkanese to even be able to accept the taste. It is said to be the essence of the whole set and good for health, but meh, we almost puked and hence wasted several bowls of the soup because nobody was able to continue after few sips! (except the 2 Hakka dudes who finished their soup in amazing speed)



National Art Gallery:





















The end.


Crazenne, xoxo