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I write verbose posts about polyamory, love, lust, and self-discovery on my other blog Victoria's Imaginarium.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Truly Bimbotic Updates

I'm making this the first picture of this post simply to have a nice thumbnail when I share the link on FB... ;P

WTF Y U SO HOT?! Anybody knows who this guy is? I came across this from a random FB page... This picture is now my phone background *blush*

the swollen one is still itching now

I took 3 vaccines 1 week ago: influenza (including H1N1 and all its variations), chicken pox (yes I never had it yet) & mumps, measles and rubella. 2 years ago I had 5 vaccines: 2 for Hepatitis A, 3 for Hepatitis B. Also I had taken Mantoux test twice.

I kinda like the pain of injections :3 highly tolerable. Love bites from Notty are more painful if you compare...

Anyway the vaccines were not taken to meet university requirement. Just to donate money to the doctor. lol joke XD Although I did go psycho when I first found out my ENL101 and 102 are not getting transferred, I think my university is really student-friendly loh, you see, (1) no deposit needed to secure admission, (2) no payment needed to get I-20 delivered, (3) no mandatory vaccines! So good!

Oh and, I accept the fact that my English is not up to standard so it's better to take English courses there... which is why I now give myself a Mission Impossible. I want to re-read all Harry Potter books before flying!!! Hope it helps me score better in ESLAT!!!

3 weeks left, 7 books to go. Challenge accepted. *meme face*

Remember I said 'going to study in to the States' is a good excuse to spend money? I just spent another RM90+ at Cosway buying cosmetic products ♥

Yay yay so many colors :D Lilan Vital is the brand~

Concealer and BB cream. I never need BB cream, but this one has got UV protection of SPF42! The concealer alone costs RM38 whereas the BB cream costs RM42, but since I bought both, I was given a discount of 40% so I paid only RM56! Happy!!!

Guess what? I got these 4 lipsticks for free. FREE. FREE!!! Mom asked the agent whether there was any stuffs unwanted, so he said Lilan Vital is no longer producing some lipsticks and these 4 were left in stock. Who cares about being buay paiseh you don't ask you don't get! See how a simple question rewarded us!!! Happyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Just fyi, I'm the bimbo type who wears make-up to classes. In fact, I managed to wake up for morning classes only when I decided to make up and dress up. I love the process :D not that I'm not confident to go casual with a bare face, it's just that I love to look hot and even if the make-up doesn't flatter me dramatically, I love to appear as 'girl who wears make-up'!

LOL indeed a bimbo. And make-up is essential when you go clubbing!

Okay I dunno why I did the ugly face which I thought would look cool.

Better. Beside me were Mr and Miss Popular from INTI-Subang. I should wear thicker eye make-up next time, mine was not visible under dim light...

After clubbing. Walao eh I looked like a slut but please note that I was the most covered up girl! Long sleeves and tight jeans because the clubs are super cold with strong air-conditioners, I don't drink so I don't get warmed up, need un-exposing clothes to keep me warm wtf. And I wore sport shoes... still learning how to dance in heels for hours without breaking my feet :/

This is totally random. Just wanna show you my nice long nails...

Short nails, obviously uglier. The polish was messy because I'm right-handed.

Cheap sandals bought from mall. RM10 and very light. Gotta wear these on plane.

New wallet! I'm a fan of Icon :D love their designs!

Another cheap stuff I bought. RM12. Yes the pink fluffy piece~

I like how I look with blue eyes, dramatic lashes, blood-red lipstick and tanned skin!

Check out my whole outfit and long black hair!

Omg I'm talented... see see I can look model-ish by self-shot!

Self-shots again! Talented or not? ^w^

Such a pointless post this is.


Friday, July 29, 2011

Perhentian Island 3 ❣ Snorkeling, Waterfall & Sharing

Note : Pictures in grey borders are stolen from Win Shi's FB albums.
Part 1: Boat ride & Chalet
Part 2: Bikini, Homokiss & Sand-made Tranny
Thought I would have fun snorkeling after I learned how to float steadily and swim a bit, but the weather didn't allow us :(

It was so windy that we didn't get to snorkel at the first spot the boats stopped by. Looking at the big waves on sea surface was kinda frightening. The boatmen decided that it's safer not to take the risk.

(wait a minute... Of course it's safer not taking the risk. Equals to 'we can live longer without committing suicide' ........ '_' )

The second spot was at the side of a small dessert island. The sea was quite shallow there, lots of sharp stones and corals underneath. Even the sand was super coarse.

Supposedly we who dunno how to swim should pair with good swimmers, but good swimmers would rather swim alone so that they could swim further and faster... They didn't say it out lah. They were quite willing to bring us along, but we know we were burdens to them.

Shy to get help. Which was why tragedy (almost) happened.

I went with 2 friends who also couldn't swim. We thought we started off quite well, then things went wrong within 1 minute! As we were trying to avoid stepping onto sharp stones/corals/sea urchins,

the waves swept us further and further without we realizing it. Then one of us, I forgot who, lost balance and dragged another two into the water!

We were struggling, gasping for air, trying to retain balance at the same time--holding hands. I was the one in the middle, so I tried to re-balance myself by stepping on the big stone/coral underneath, and then--AHHHHH--palms of my feet!!!

The pain knocked me off balance, my head started to go in and out of the water. I tried to shout for help but I couldn't project my voice loud enough. In between the struggles, I saw Pui Leng and Theresa struggling from getting drowned. The snorkel tubes had fallen off their mouths, meaning they had difficulty breathing already. I got even more panicked. No idea how I did it, I managed to get one of my hands free, so I quickly grabbed the whistle attached to my life jacket and blew it with all energy.

But nobody heard me.

I kept on blowing the whistle for like 30 seconds (which felt like 30 minutes when you're getting drowned) until I felt so dizzy, vision blurred, and still nobody noticed.

I thought I was gonna die.

And here came an heroic voice: "Don't freak don't freak, we're here" It was Daddy Gan with an army of mermen (our friends) coming to save us. Suddenly I saw halos on their heads, and I wanna sing Hallelujah to God when we were dragged onto the beach by the mermen.

Daddy Gan is good at swimming.

They were shocked to find out the wounds on the palms of my feet. The one on the left was deep and long, bleeding; another on the right was smaller, but deep as well, with sands stuck inside. The boatmen asked me to go back onto the boat and have my wounds taken care of. But I didn't feel much pain at that moment, probably due to the magical healing power of sea water, so I kinda thought they over reacted and refused to go onto the boat. Not to haolian lah, mostly because it made me super sea-sick to stay on a boat when it's not moving. Hence, I sat on the beach, soaking my feet in sea water until time's up to go to the next spot.

Don't look serious but the wounds were actually deep.
I walked like a pregnant woman for one whole week... each step was staking

The next spot was shark point.

So now you know where Perhentian Kecil (small) and Perhentian Besar (big) are located.
Shark point is at the bottom.

I hesitated for a moment because my feet were bleeding. No, not due to the pain.

Shark. And blood. See the relation?

Anyway I did leave the boat when one of the boatmen offered to bring me. They were all like real mermen I tell you. No life jacket, no snorkel tube, just goggles. So Abang (shame on me, I don't even know his name) brought me to the deep sea. I was extremely fascinated. I saw many fishes--big, small, luminescence colors, stripes, round, flat, pointed mouth... Also there were different types of corals, urchins and sea cucumbers. Abang was so nice, he pointed at special-looking creatures once he spotted them just to make sure I saw them too. I was most amused by a yellow coral with soft spikes. It was happily waving its spikes when we spotted it, then Abang dived and poked it and it shrank into a tiny ball!!!!! So cuteeeeeee :D

And we saw baby shark!!!

Wasn't quite clear because the water was cloudy. It disappeared from sight within seconds.

Cling said she saw 3 huge flowerhorns. Some said flowerhorns are not sea fish but aquarium fish, but I remember the boatmen did mention that we might see them. So I suppose they can survive in sea also? Even survive better, growing into 1.5-feet-long.

Flowerhorn is the fish with big hump on its head and number-like black spots on its body. Popular like hell when first bred in Malaysia, the price was sky-high because they said these fish show lottery-winning numbers -.-

Snorkeling session ended with cold shower at a random waterfall:

Meet James

Love the sand there! Super fine! And the water was icy. People screamed when they had water splashed onto them. I was sitting at somewhere safe to protect my wounded feet.

When we reached Perhentian Kecil...

super dramatic dark clouds... This is Win Shi whom I stole pictures from.

WTF you don't want can give me okay?! Siao is it?!

At night, Chin Chai (the organizer of this trip) held a sharing session which was made compulsory for JPA-sponsored students. We joked, gave thanks and shared about memorable moments throughout the 5 semesters in INTI-IU. The atmosphere was rather emotional. Li Ann, Cling and Tpl burst out in tears, thus my tissue papers were put into good use. I purposely brought along tissue papers because I knew there would be people crying... psychic much? lol

To be frank, I wasn't emotional at all. When it came to 'the last words to tell', I preached on 'don't judge, people make mistakes because of the damages from within' instead of telling JPA-batchmates-related stuffs...... Nonetheless, not to judge people was what I learned the best throughout these 5 semesters. Not from my JPA mates though, most of them are from wonderful families and healthy background. Feel glad for them :) I learned it from international students and clubbing mates whom I befriended.

When the sharing session was about to end, Li Ann, initially standing beside the circle with some girls, suddenly fainted and fell to the ground!!! Scared the hell out of us!!! Luckily she regained consciousness after 1 minute... They took her back to the chalet for some rest.

It's just hard for me to be sad upon parting loh. The technology nowadays is so advanced, we can pretty much keep in touch with anybody as long as we make an effort to. Not being able to meet up often is not much a loss for me... except when it comes to lover lah. But all in all, I'm a look-forward type of person :) which is something good because I never felt sad leaving primary school, secondary school and now, INTI-IU.

The last day...

people playing kites

Cling was so hyper she wanted to get fish-net pattern on her face

I'm posting this just because my body shape looks fabulous lol

My tanned legs and Cling's still-fair legs

She said: lighting problem la! So we took another picture. I was correct.

Last views at Perhentian Kecil beach:

Back to Kuala Besut...

voodoo dolls sold at souvenir shop

I bought these three. Like them so much, yet I sold the two white ones to Daddy Gan as a sign of appreciation.

Bought this fancy-looking ice-cream

Cheat one. I didn't see how I could peel it... in the end I just ate it like a normal ice-cream.

That's all :) finally finished this omg I'm so happy I don't have to tweet about Perhentian Perhentian Perhentian again!!! Walao eh you dunno how stressed I feel not posting all trips yet loh. Ipoh trip and KL trip up next. Must blog before flying!



Thursday, July 28, 2011

Nerdy Spectacles

Since when do black thick-framed spectacles become flattering?

I dunno why, I don't care, I just want :D

'Going to study in the States' is a good excuse to buy many things. So I finally got the permission to get myself a pair of nerdy spec:

Yea I know it doesn't look fashionable and sexy enough, which is why I call it nerdy spec. Nerdy spec is meant to be nerdy. And to help me camouflage...

TADAA!!! Not PS-ed! See how the spec makes my nose looks sharp!

Trying to look funny in a geeky way

looks decent? :)

outfit of the day

Last chio shot

I think I will wear this nerdy spec when I fly rather than (1) put on make-up before boarding, (2) remove make-up on flight, (3) put on make-up again before landing.

And I foresee more camwhoring shots with this spec on :D


Tattoos & their locations

Talking about tattoos, the first who came across my mind is Amy Winehouse.

I can't think of any young female celebrities who are obsessed with tattoos other than Amy Winehouse. The cause of her death is still unidentified, it's now rumored that she committed suicide due to the break-up with Red Traviss. Some said she had been saying how she would love to join the 27 Club--also known as The Curse of 27, the title for an epitomic group of influential musicians who all died at the age of 27. All of them had led a 'rock n roll' lifestyle.

Just a few hours ago, I came across a joke about her on FB...
Alvin: Amy Winehouse is found dead!
: She should have gone to


Anyway, let's come back to the topic. Tattoos and their locations!

Plagiarized from this picture. Don't click on the link, you're supposed to read how I drag about the zones, one by one!

Lemme start with the red zones...

I kinda think oily faces should not have tattoos...

Why was she looking sad? Oh, because her father was furious and she lied to put the blame on the tattooist. Read news here.

left: abstract
middle: symbolic
right: lameness

Left: very artistic, but why would a guy want to have a blue flower on his neck?
Right: WHY would he want a stupid-looking corn freak on his neck?!!!

Fresh tattoos, newly done

Top left: why do you think we can't find out your gender??
Top right: pretty tribal, but the nails are ugly.
Bottom left: he decided the his hand looks better on X-ray...
Bottom right: I'm guessing this might be Henna, not tattoo.

Tattoos on palms? Real?

Left: Is it me or her eyes do look like the tattooed peacock's?
Right: I dunno who she is, don't ask me.

Yes she is Angelina Jolie! Mysterious figures that look like measurements...

wings and dragons, as expected

... unexpected lameness.

very fuckable-looking right? :P

The same goes to tattoos around boobies.

We know that.

Knowing that expansion and shrinking of tummy will cause the tattoo appear humiliating, people prefer to tattoo jokes straight away:

I don't understand...

Yay! Me want also! :D



What about...

Freaky? Scary?

Yes I think they are.


Super ugly and disgusting???

No don't draw conclusion first.

Look at the guy who is now Lady Gaga's best friend...

who took part in Gaga's video Born This Way...


Before I end this post, please take note that the stereotypes above are not facts... Just a joke lah okay :) And I do not own those pictures in grey borders. I downloaded and uploaded them instead of adding images by URL because I worry if the sites shut down one day... which will make the pictures on my post unavailable.

Oh btw did I tell you before how I was obsessed with scarification? I did some small ones and the scars are still visible. I'll show you next time.

After I get tattoos.