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Friday, March 17, 2017

Quip toothbrush + charcoal toothpaste

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New oral hygiene routine ✨ 

I used to hate brushing teeth so much and thought of it as such a nuisance ๐Ÿ™Š I grew up only brushing my teeth once a day ๐Ÿ˜ฌ but I'd brush my teeth for 10 minutes each time ๐Ÿ˜จ Sometimes I'd brush my teeth after an acidic meal or if I ate food that easily got stuck, but I never had the habit of brushing my teeth before sleeping until WSK and I moved in together... He forced me to but soon he gave up enforcing it. Because I'd either fake it by wetting my toothbrush or go ballistic if he tried to get me to brush my teeth after I'd already tucked in trying to sleep ๐Ÿ˜† 

I got my first professional dental cleaning in my life at age 21. Miraculously I haven't lost any tooth to cavity nor suffer from any gum disease. The only filling I had to get was because when I got my wisdom teeth removed in Malaysia, the dentist fucked up and knocked off part of my adjacent good tooth ๐Ÿ˜  I was in excruciating pain on the flight back I thought it was a fast progressing cavity ๐Ÿ˜ต only found out what was going on when I went for check-up prior to that first dental cleaning. 

I'm also sensitive to a lot of toothpastes, especially those with whitening formulas- the inside of my mouth will shed skin as an allergic reaction. It's freaking annoying to have bits of my skin coming off in my mouth, especially when I was in public, like was I supposed to skillfully secretly tug them off with my tongue and swallow? If no one was watching I would pull out those pieces of skin and rub them into tiny balls of DNA ๐Ÿ˜ถ 

Anyway this combination of Quip electric toothbrush and charcoal toothpaste changed my oral hygiene routine! My teeth and gum never felt so fresh. I now look forward to brushing my teeth ๐Ÿ˜

Monday, March 13, 2017

Knock knock, anybody still here?

The recent posts were all "reblogged" from my Instagram cuz I was thinking, the captions are so long I might as well put them up here, as a lazy way to ease into the revival of this blog... although I don't really have much photo-heavy content to put here. Except the whole wedding thing... which is like, 10 videos and 700+ photos... Oh and the 9 tattoos I haven't blogged about. Maybe some very backlogged photos from trips to Chicago and the trip to NYC last year August. So yes I'm rather committed to reviving this blog. Although other than those I just mentioned, it's mostly going to be Instagram posts with long captions.

As mentioned on this blog very long time ago, I've moved to another URL to write verbose entries with erotic/scandalous content not suited for the general public. If you're interested in reading those but are too prideful to directly ask me for the URL and lack stalker's skills to find out on your own, keep an eye out on my upcoming IG stories... I will put up the link in near future.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

New toy: Fidget Cube

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After months of waiting, my Fidget Cube is finally here!!! It was almost 1 year ago when I backed this project on Kickstarter... Was expecting to receive them before I went home in December and thought I could pass my brother the one I got for him. But delivery was delayed because they noticed some technical defects and make a new batch.

Worth the wait though, I love it so much! Couldn't stop playing with it since I unboxed hours ago ๐Ÿ˜ Would've gotten a few more in different colors for myself if they're cheaper... I guess I just have to take super good care of this one and try not to lose it then ๐Ÿ™Š 

Btw, my French nails are press-on... I'm just too anal about getting the perfect smile line and it's too much work to hand-paint and maintain. I don't know why I never resorted to press-on nails until now! They're perfect! Application is super easy, no need to wait for nail polish to dry, no need to bother with base coat top coat, will never lose pieces of color or chip, surface smooth like baby's backside. If I catch them when they come off I just reapply glue and stick back on, otherwise when I notice one has gone missing I just glue on a new one. I don't think I'll ever hand-paint nail polish onto my nails ever again ๐Ÿ’…

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Sparkly 6.7" tall stilettos

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You probably won't believe me but these are the most comfortable pair of stilettos I've tried on... Sadly they are one of those ๅคฑๅฟƒ็˜‹ purchases that I'm going to return ๐Ÿ˜•

My rationale for buying them was that... I wanted a pair of sky-high, sparkly, super sexy stilettos for occasions where I didn't have to walk around much, just stand there and pose for photos ๐Ÿ‘  Like... weddings. Or formal dinners. But was told that they look trashy for those occasions ๐Ÿ˜ถ I wanted to justify keeping them by ditching popular opinions but even so those mentioned occasions are merely imaginary ๐Ÿ˜…

If I ever attempt pole-dancing or become a stripper in the future I will buy them again ๐Ÿ˜‚ but bye bye for now ๐Ÿ˜ข

Friday, March 10, 2017

Gluteal muscles

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Result from weight training ๐Ÿ’ช and healthy diet ๐Ÿณ 

The next four photos/videos are basically all focusing on my butt hahahaha have to highlight the biggest improvement compared to my pre-exercise days. The videos are evidence that I didn't edit my photos, my butt shape is real ๐Ÿ‘ 

Okay fine technically I did edit the first photo because this stupid multi-photo/video thing won't allow me to post rectangle photo. What I meant was I didn't use the liquify tool (slimming/enlarging) to make my body shape appear more ideal than IRL. If I do though I would want to shrink my quad... Then again if my thighs remain skinny while my butt grows it's probably going to look disproportionate so I'm not really complaining ๐Ÿ™Š so maybe if I were to edit I think I want to make my torso:leg ratio 3:7 

eh I think Pitu app can do that let me go try bye